Disciples of Doug Dascenzo

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Reason #19,176 the White Sox are totally gay*

Their 2005 first round draft pick's name is Lance Broadway. Seriously.

What's even funnier is that the Sox didn't even originally intend on drafting Broadway. They originally tagged someone else as their first round pick, but his agent, Scott Boras, was demanding too large a signing bonus. That player's name? Bruce Manhole.

*Not that there's anything wrong with that.


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