Disciples of Doug Dascenzo

Friday, January 20, 2006

The Curse of the Neckbeard...

For all of you Bears fans desperately searching for answers over these last few cold, winter months, may I present you the perfect scapegoat - Orton's neckbeard.

After the Bears broke their 8-game winning streak, the good-luck neckbeard actually turned into a curse when Orton refused to shave. And now, because the powers of the neckbeard combined with those of Steve Smith were too overwhelming, the Bears' postseason hopes have been dashed against the rocky shores of Lake Tillman. At least now you have someone, or something, to blame.

Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard!


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